i dedicated my morning wood to you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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