i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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