I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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