Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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