Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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