Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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