i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Randomize
