i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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