planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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