thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I need water and some morals
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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