I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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