I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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