How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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