I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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