farters have to be the big spoon...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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