the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I have fence marks all over my body
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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