I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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