Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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