Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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