Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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