so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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