Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I have post one night stand depression
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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