i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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