Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The adults are the big ones right?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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