Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
