The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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