The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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