no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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