Buhtt sex?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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