he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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