the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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