He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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