I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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