I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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