then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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