You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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