no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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