i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no, he came in my armpit
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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