Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry mac1234 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors

Fav 65 17355 1782
share tweet
(937): View more from Ohio

he is a creepy guy.

(1-937): View more from Ohio

yea thats what heroine does to ppl.

Fav 14 1071 4344
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(650): View more from California

how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?

Fav 15 6230 1171
share tweet
(336): View more from North Carolina

Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?

Fav 9 3934 1685
share tweet
(858): View more from California

while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go

Fav 7 4100 942
share tweet
(989): View more from Michigan

If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back

(906): View more from Michigan

I resent that

Fav 6 3488 2190
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(516): View more from New York

I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card

Fav 7 2995 1496
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

there was so much lube in my brother's closet...

Fav 2 589 1149
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I ate cake in bed. Felt great

Fav 0 50 3
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT