Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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