yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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