I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
