Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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