p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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