I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
