Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
only you would photoshop your dick
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize