OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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