Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
