Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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