Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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