there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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