One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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