i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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