...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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