just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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