Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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