tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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